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I think it would be a really great improvement if the posts on this thread could be extended in length so that everything could be expressed in a single line, rather than in seperate sentences and paragraphs. By that I do not mean the number of words contained in the message, I mean the length of th...

The natural inclination for wanting to become involved in "Jetting" a Pinz, is understandable. There are, however several technical aspects to the " Jetting " process that should not be overlooked. 1) Is it a M-10, or a M-12 that you wish to " Jet "? My past experience ...

Dear Linden......; Your solution as to how to change transmission oil is not nearly enough involved. Here is how I do it. 1) Rent a full service garage for the day. 2) Remove all wheels from Pinz. 3) Check all inside bolt diameters for uniformity and run-out. 4) Raise Pinz on hoist. 5) Remove any an...

Dear Massive Pinz; I have been telling my girl friend, " Tracie Xtra " is her stage name, all about just how excited the world is getting about your EFI units, and that if she stayed at home more often I would have time to install the unit. Sadly, it seems as though Tracie has run off in t...

I associated with a number of girls the other night, (Male Adult Theater) acutaly it was this morning, and one of particular talent caught my eye, here name was bubbles. Now I find myself, without transportation, in a truckstop in Barstow. Just how am I going to explain all of this to my business pa...

This entire thread has been the perfect exercise, if ever there was one. The bait is that of the "wonder weapon" of a secret fuel injection system for a Pinz. Designed by a "backyard mechanic expert" that says/knows he knows more than the guys at the Porsche factory do about fuel...

This EFI item should not be on the "tech" page. It should be on e-bay. This EFI kit is being promoted by someone that says, " we need obligations from those that are interested." "I will say that I sell my engines all over the world---" " Sean may provide installat...

The now increasingly apparent concern as to the lack of availability in the Pinz Community of paint for Pinzgauers that are able to conteract the ever growing threat of IR, chemical/biological attack is something that has deeply concerned me for several years. I am gratified that it is becoming a ma...

[quote="kc4mne"]What kind of mileage do you get from your 710K ?[/quote] This is a good topic! I used to have a girlfriend called KoKo K. I got a lot of mileage from her, and she got just about 710 k from me. The final settlement is being worked out between my lawyers, and a guy named Nick...

Back in the old days I used to use a hired guide. They were easily procured in the bars, greasy spoon diners, whore houses, and gas stations that I, from time to time, happened to come across. Then I discovered compasses and maps. It is remarkable just how accurate they can be, provided of course yo...

Dear NotExcessive; What a wonderfully clear explanation of things. The last time I ever heard instructions so concise was at 3 AM while I was on the 3rd floor of a suddenly destroyed, and on fire, whore house in Siagon that just took a direct hit by a NVA 122mm rocket. The only thing that I might su...

If someone is serching for a really limp dicked pea shooter, this pistol would be the correct choice. 5.7mm of whomp ass killer power. It ranks over even the vaunted 22 LR in knock down power. There are several well known stories about it's one shot stopping ability against gnats, chipminks, young b...

I, as well as hitchhiking passengers, used to have the same problem with those eye stinging, sinus popping exhaust fumes. As a matter of fact I have even had a few passengers jump out of my 50mph moving Pinz during hail storms in the dead of night. I finally decided to conduct a through analysis of ...

So why do you own a Pinz, you ask? In my particular case the malady arose in a night time scorpion, and sidewinder snake hunting expedition, which came after an all day safari in the deserts of Southern Ca. ie. Borrego Springs. I rode around in a M-10 the entire time. Suddenly late the next day, aft...

My reply has to do with Anthony from Wales. I from time to time get e-mails like this. They are generaly from Nigeria telling me I can get millions just because I am one lucky guy. The people that write the Nigerian scam crap are nothing other than illiterate con-man dunces. Anthony, from Wales is n...