I apologize in advance:
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
New Ford for 2013
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Re: New Ford for 2013
AND I thought Ford had sold Land Rover
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The Trojan Horse... the 1st Pinz used to covertly carry troops into battle .
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Re: New Ford for 2013
Who is watching the watchers?
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him:
better take a closer look at the American Indian.---Henry Ford
better take a closer look at the American Indian.---Henry Ford
Re: New Ford for 2013
As we said in the corps RHIPkrick3tt wrote:Who is watching the watchers?
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.
Re: New Ford for 2013
you forgot to mention the payments never cease, even after releasing to the new owner.
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Re: New Ford for 2013
Don't polish them or they'll follow you home and camp on your lawn.
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Re: New Ford for 2013
very good ... laughed so hard I cried